WHY oh WHY doesn't Jello make Pudding pops anymore!?!?!?!!?
I must admit. I don't really like beer. No, I'm being nice....I really can't drink the majority of beers...they're yukky. However, some kinds i've found are O.K. Could somebody email me and tell me some girly beers that taste good. So far, what I like are things like Rolling Rock, and I can sip Guinness stout, but stuff like Killians and Sam Adams are totally yukkyyy.
HEY.
what's your favorite color? email me
Telemarketers
Okay, enough is enough, this is war. I say, sit on the phone and ramble at them about your life. tell them that you weren't sure about whether you should buy Romaine lettuce or Leaf lettuce when you were at the supermarket, etc., completely ignoring them, then ask them questions about themselves, and why they ended up working as a telemarketer. Then......after you've had all your fun, tell them to put you on their "Do Not Call" list. Hahaha, mess with them, then make it so they can't mess with you.....I love it. ; )
Wouldn't this be cool to invent?
The adult-sized sit'n'spin!!! Remember that crazy self-propelled plasticmerry-go-round you had in the church nursery or in day-care? ...the one whereif you turned around fast enough, you'd go flying off into the castle of cardboard bricks the boys were making?
This was completely the idea of my good friend, Meghan!!!! I'd sure buy one! ; )
An addition to the Sit'N'Spin!!! My friend, Phillip reminded me of the Teacup ride at DisneyWorld! Totally! I miss that thing.... A word to the wise, though.....no food before teacup ride...seriously. ; )
A very TRUE quote:
Haha.
Use Your Signals!
....when you are going to turn, or exit off a highway, or CHANGE LANES..... please, please use your signals...that is what they are there for!
Televangelism
"Call now to give your love gift, and you'll get this free keychain!!!" What the heck!?!?
Definition of Oxymoron:
America ONline... haha, silly AOLers....
This next entry was sent to me in an email, and I found it amusing....
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER CLASSIC VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies in the cold.
MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. CBS, NBC, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can it be that, in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Then a representative of the NAAGB (National Association of Green Bugs) shows up on a Nightline and charges the ant with "green bias", and makes the case that the grasshopper is the victim of 30 million years of greenism. Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when he sings "Its not easy being green. " Bill and Hillary Clinton make a special guest appearance on the CBS Evening News to tell a concerned Dan Rather that they will do everything they can for the grasshopper who has been denied the prosperity he deserves by those who benefited unfairly during the Reagan summers, or as Bill refers to it, the "Temperatures of the 80's. " Richard Gephardt exclaims in an interview with Peter Jennings that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay "his fair share." Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and Anti-Greenism Act" retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government. Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill appointed from a list of single?parent welfare moms who can only hear cases on Thursday's between 1:30 and 3:00 PM when there are no talk shows scheduled. The ant loses the case. The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he's in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him since he doesn't know how to maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow. And on the TV, which the grasshopper bought by selling most of the ant's food, they are showing Bill Clinton standing before a wildly applauding group of Democrats announcing that a new era of "fairness" has dawned in America.
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