Mashed Potatoes in My Gas Tank
(Smith/Rhea, 1997/2004)
There's mashed potatoes in my gas tank
And Andy Stoker did it
I guess he did this just because
He had no place to put them
My car runs best when full of gas
And on this you can bank
But I saw Andy Stoker
Putting mashed potatoes in my tank
If the battery goes dead
It will probably be my fault
If I leave my headlights on
A lesson I'll be taught
But if I run out of gas
I know the one who I can thank
Cause I saw Andy Stoker
Putting mashed potatoes in the tank
I am the only witness to
This horrendous, vicious crime
And he denies he did it
But I know that that's a lie
I wish he would admit it
But that will be the day
When Andrew P confesses
He put the taters in my tank